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Direction Demotivational Poster


ROAD RAGE -




DARE TO BE DIFFERENT - Find Your Own Path And Screw The Conformity Of the Crowd


TAGS: dare zebra path follow direction
Rating: 4.45/5

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rerun - June 9, 2012, 6:03 pm

post to motitwist
Lavinator - June 9, 2012, 5:46 pm
Point taken in the ass...
SteveFurlong - June 8, 2012, 7:03 pm
That's much too motivational to be demotivational.


YOU CAN'T MISS - your exit once you get to the interchange




IN PLAIN SIGHT -




FORMATIVE -




WE ARE A FAMILY -


TAGS: branches tree directions roots
Rating: 4.65/5

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Sho - January 27, 2012, 12:24 pm
Where's Cubby lol
KoU - January 27, 2012, 9:29 am
Booohh :( im not there >_
ICEMAN - January 26, 2012, 11:14 pm
Give yourself a cookie.
LeightonESmith - January 26, 2012, 11:01 pm
Oh sweet, I made it into the motifake community alumni! :-) (automatic 5 stars)
Greeny - January 26, 2012, 8:57 pm
Is that a fruit or nut tree?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 26, 2012, 6:04 pm
Nice1 5 beavers
Rick69 - January 26, 2012, 5:36 pm
Wait, what? ... I am included in this! Wow, thanks... many thank5 :)
Iconoclast - January 26, 2012, 2:22 pm
I love posters that start with a great picture and demonstrate thought and effort. 5L & favorited
Sho - January 26, 2012, 11:28 am
Lol Axe follows me everywhere
mariand - January 26, 2012, 9:23 am
lol... Sho, you have an axe over head!!!...btw, 5 leafs
forseti - January 26, 2012, 8:33 am
very nice! 5 trees


Last Words -


TAGS: elderly couples death threats funerals fear beyond directions men
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 17, 2014, 12:14 am
Thanks Grey! Glad you had a good chuckle.
Greybeard - September 16, 2014, 11:28 pm
5LMAO and favd.. :)
MissPriss - September 16, 2014, 9:58 pm
Sometin' to be said for cremation huh?
MissPriss - September 16, 2014, 9:57 pm
No, no you don't Old. 'K maybe just a teeny bit...teehee.
Oldsod - September 16, 2014, 8:25 pm
Hey...I resemble that remark.
GaryO - September 16, 2014, 8:13 pm
wonderful


MICROWAVE POPCORN DIRECTIONS - Read and heed!


TAGS: microwave popcorn oil rig directions
Rating: 3.59/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 12, 2012, 12:34 pm
Yes, that's definitely Piper Alpha, I'll know that rig from a mile away, was one hell of a tragedy that
Derek - October 20, 2009, 4:31 pm
Piper Alpha?


Life Is A Highway -


TAGS: quotes lewis carroll direction life
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 19, 2013, 1:25 pm
except during rush hour!
GaryO - September 19, 2013, 8:32 am
'tis a truth


STRATEGIC MISDIRECTION -


TAGS: carol brady peter milf mom oedipus complex misdirection
Rating: 3.56/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2013, 2:24 pm
Wait, wait... What? Something I don't know?


HAIR COLOR -




EXCUSE ME - Where can I find how to... Ah, thank you!!


TAGS: easy directions
Rating: 2.09/5

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bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 4:55 pm
That sign is very helpful..I deffinitely didnt want to go to "bank kok".


BUTTERFACE - Those directions are only a distraction!


TAGS: butterface directions
Rating: 2.18/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2010, 5:05 am
Can't call butterface on half a woman....her ass could be huge....she could have a tail ...or a penis......Tunnel=1
Faceplant31 - September 12, 2010, 2:15 am
1L for two reasons, lame a$$ tunnel and dissin a chick that i bet is 10 times hotter than his own girl
Moooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 10:18 pm
Just a guess, You're from Tennessee Right?
Lonk - June 28, 2009, 10:16 pm
CHICK'S HOT!!!
Cheech - May 25, 2009, 8:31 pm
I don't see anything Butter about that face.
barockeva - December 4, 2008, 9:56 pm
Who cares about her face? If she's got tits and a vagina, who cares?
brock0lee - October 3, 2008, 3:51 pm
i know what a butterface is, i was trying to show i didn't understand how he could be calling her one
aPauling - August 22, 2008, 12:59 pm
She doesn't have butterface! (For you guys not as cool as us, he's basically saying "Yes she has a nice body but-her-face..."
brock0lee - August 22, 2008, 12:12 pm
butterface?


HEY HEYKID -


TAGS: kid directions going crazy socks
Rating: 4.74/5

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ICEMAN - August 17, 2010, 11:19 pm
You made a funny. 5


SUBLIMATION -




FOLLOW DIRECTIONS - Follow Directions Do it NOW!!!!!


TAGS: follow directions
Rating: 2.64/5

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LC - August 25, 2009, 12:49 am
Yes her eyebrows ARE a bit weird. But that doesn't mean I'd scream in horror if I woke up next to her particularly if the lighting in that picture faithfully shows her rack!
ginger spice - April 4, 2009, 10:37 pm
is it?
God - September 6, 2008, 12:38 am
If by wierd you mean "fucked up". Yea.
huh - September 6, 2008, 12:12 am
Her eyebrows are weird.


WHAT YOU WANNA DO - is turn around, go up about a half mile to the big tree stump, go right, then about 2 miles to the big roadkill. You can't miss it.




Now You Know -




Male Of The Species -




Directions -


TAGS: directions lost car high wire
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - February 14, 2014, 12:32 pm

Ah, yes...the male of the species and his unfortunate disability when it comes to asking for or accepting directions...has lead to hundreds of memorable road adventures. Eating lunch, newborn in hand, at a ghetto McDonalds, springs to mind.


ATTENTION MEN -


TAGS: directions men drivers humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - October 3, 2013, 11:35 pm

GAry, I once passed the entrance to the George Washington Bridge in DC at least TEN times before my DH finally decided to listen to his daughter (who was about 8 at the time, and me), screaming TURN HERE!
lgvernon - October 3, 2013, 11:34 pm

Most of the men I know would gleefully pass gas in a 5-star reataurant and blame the maitre'd, so I don't buy the 'don't want to bother anyone' posit, either.
lgvernon - October 3, 2013, 11:34 pm

Most of the men I know would gleefully pass gas in a 5-star reataurant and blame the maitre'd, so I don't buy the 'don't want to bother anyone' posit, either.
lgvernon - October 3, 2013, 11:30 am

Bah! Emilio, I'd be more likely to agree with you if I hadn't spent hours of my life I can never get back, at the mercy of a guy who turns directly opposite of the way we need to go, when I have a map in my lap or a GPS running on my phone...nah. Sorry.
GaryO - October 3, 2013, 9:17 am
Well, ya got me Vernon. However, it takes skill to distract passengers when passing the same landmark for the third time in an hour. ‘LOOK! COWS!’ 5 lost male lions
EmilioDumphque - October 3, 2013, 1:59 am
I think men must have a better sense of where the cardinal directions are than women. Also, we don't want to bother anyone until we've made an honest effort.


REALITY LORD -


TAGS: i fart in your general direction pzy
Rating: 4.81/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 30, 2012, 11:25 pm
Well, we all know that Montey Poython was one of the best!
superflabla247 - January 30, 2012, 11:10 pm
wooooooooooo... monty python
Benlulz - September 17, 2010, 1:51 am
(y)
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:48 pm
love it!
forseti - September 15, 2010, 3:33 am
awesome!! 5 coconut claps
5150monkeylove - September 15, 2010, 12:06 am
Its ok, he just doesnt want to see a cowtastrophe happen to his brethren.
Claire - September 15, 2010, 12:04 am
Wait... that's what it's for? I've been letting Moo+ use it to brush his teeth.
5150monkeylove - September 15, 2010, 12:03 am
some ice would be nice about now. And how about some prep H for the reaming? geez.
ICEMAN - September 14, 2010, 11:13 pm
5 knnniigggets
Claire - September 14, 2010, 10:57 pm
I thought that's what you live for?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 10:47 pm
I always work nights....less people for me to yell at.
AdmiralAckbar - September 14, 2010, 10:34 pm
Is there another mod someone else up there we could talk to? 5 llamas
Claire - September 14, 2010, 10:27 pm
Graveyard shift?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 10:12 pm
Non existent...I'm off to work soon.
Claire - September 14, 2010, 10:11 pm
You're on fire tonight, Moo+! Alcohol levels low?
GreyScorpion - September 14, 2010, 10:03 pm
IN COMING!!! run away, run away!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 10:03 pm
She IS the only one who knows where the kitchen is.
Claire - September 14, 2010, 10:02 pm
Might I fetch you some ice for that burn, monkey?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 10:01 pm
Back the fuck off monkeylove....there'll be no fetching of les vaches.
5150monkeylove - September 14, 2010, 9:59 pm
Beware, I HAVE A COWTAPULT
DLM4 - September 14, 2010, 9:49 pm
nice 5L
Reality Lord - September 14, 2010, 9:20 pm

lolz...i get to taunt them more if i approve. 5L an ty


LOOK AT THE HEAD ON THAT!!! -


TAGS: longhorn follow directions feas
Rating: 4.69/5

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Sean - May 2, 2011, 2:23 pm
Wow, Mongo's lost a lot of weight.


CHICK FLICKS -


TAGS: chick flicks download direction pzy
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 13, 2013, 3:28 pm
Oh, BURN! Nicely thought out. 5 thumbs up.


Battle Of The Sexes -




Nazis Suck At Giving Directions. -


TAGS: nazis suck at giving directions
Rating: 4.43/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - August 11, 2013, 1:09 pm
Thanks guys, I'm glad you think it's a funny post.
Zetmonk - August 11, 2013, 5:42 am
Not to worry, enough 5's will get it right back up!
MissPriss - August 11, 2013, 12:42 am
5L thank you for the late night bahaha!
GaryO - August 10, 2013, 9:22 am
Not sure why the low votes. 5L
falloutghoul - August 10, 2013, 8:46 am
Which way to ze Ark of ze Covenant? To ze Holy Grail?


My directions -




GLOBAL POSITIONING SYSTEMS -




DIRECTIONS - Excuse me, could you help us find the arch?




DIRECTIONS - Just stop and ask already


TAGS: directions lost
Rating: 1.61/5

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RnR - July 3, 2008, 10:09 am
since Iceland is an island.. it does make sense.. i guess


SPELLING ERRORS -


TAGS: spelling errors signs babes directionals
Rating: 5/5

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ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 2:07 pm
Another thanks!
concern3 - March 19, 2016, 1:59 pm
Another great pic and poster, UP yours


Turning Point -


TAGS: no directions needed you will find it
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - January 31, 2016, 4:08 am
Yea, How does that happen??? a 5er


Trouble Ahead Trouble Behind -


TAGS: may calendar 3rd troubles directions middle
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 6, 2015, 11:50 pm
Escaped patient has happened to just about every medic if they drove a gurney long enough. This should be real popular with the partners in slime! LOL!
MissPriss - May 5, 2015, 12:16 am
O - 69? Thanks Mr. Gary!
MissPriss - May 5, 2015, 12:15 am
Was thinking of you when the poster idea popped into my head...only you could have such luck! Thanks dizz.
GaryO - May 4, 2015, 7:37 pm
Bingo, Missy
mizzdizz - May 4, 2015, 3:18 pm
Laughing so hard, I got tears and had to go refill my coffee cup! This really happened to me when I worked ambulance and yes, it was also in L.A.! Had a patient suddenly get clausto on the freeway in a beep-n-creep rush hour traffic jam! 5 ROTFL lions!


Technology -




Directions -


TAGS: underworld death reaper direction police
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 28, 2015, 12:56 pm
Was this a traffic accident? HAHAHAHA! I think I've seen him at a few----not the cop, the other guy--- I wonder if he had 'go'? Maybe the cop is about to have a well deserved heartattack? I'll stop-- 5 ROTFL lions!!!!!


Complaints Department -


TAGS: work personnel complaints direction instructions
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 19, 2014, 9:57 pm
Don't know and with that attitude I'd be too afraid to ask her!
mizzdizz - December 17, 2014, 5:42 am
Is her name Helen Fry?
MissPriss - December 16, 2014, 5:57 pm
Someone please help Mashi...he's gonna need to copy and paste pretty soon...teehee.
MashiMashi - December 16, 2014, 12:09 pm
again


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